WARNING: NOT FOOTBALL RELATED.

This dude was casually enjoying a Braves-Jays Spring Training game the other day, basking in the sunny Florida weather and sipping a cold Red Stripe, when a bat suddenly hurtled into the stands.

Being a Supreme Badass, he reached out and caught the bat cleanly, saving the guy next to him from certain death, and spilling nary a drop of his delicious Jamaican beverage.

On his worst day, this guy is cooler than the most inflated memories of my social prime.